James Bond: The Musical

Written and Performed by Tom Steward

A whistle-stop cabaret parody.

December 17 – 19, 2021
Friday & Saturday @ 7pm, Sunday @ 2pm

Directed by Tom Steward


Single Tickets Now Available


All patrons must be fully vaccinated against COVID-19 or must produce a negative PCR test result, taken within 72 hours of the performance, in order to attend.


All patrons must wear a mask (covering mouth and nose) to enter the theatre and may remove their masks only while eating or drinking.

As of August 2021: Due to continued COVID concerns, and with the health and well-being of our staff, volunteers and patrons in mind, all patrons must be fully vaccinated against COVID-19 or must produce a negative PCR test result, taken with 72 hours of the performance, in order to attend the show. This must be shown to the box office in order to pick up your tickets. A photo or screenshot of your vaccination card or test result will suffice. There will be no exceptions.  Please be prepared by informing all guests in your party prior to coming to the theatre.

Furthermore, until further notice, all patrons must wear a mask (covering mouth and nose) to enter the theatre and may only remove their masks while eating or drinking. Masks will be available for any patron who does not bring their own.

We are doing our part. All CPH staff, volunteers, cast, crew and musicians are fully vaccinated. All staff, ushers and crew will wear masks.

We hope you understand that it is vital that we do our best to prevent any transmission of COVID-19. After 18 long months, we are so excited to finally be able to welcome back our audiences for live performances. It would be devastating if we would have to shut down again.

Thank you so much for your support of, and participation in our efforts to keep Coronado Playhouse a safe space for all.

Writer and performer Tom Steward takes the audience on a whistle-stop tour of all 25 Bond films from Connery to Craig in and around live musical performances of James Bond-related music.

An evening of comedy and music in tribute to the James Bond films and their themes. Writer-performer Tom Steward parodies each and every Bond film in a new version of his solo show featuring performances by local musicians and musical theatre performers of rejected Bond themes, alternatives to the classic film scores, and some of the more bizarre soundtracks. Also featuring lip-sync, mime and interpretive dance, the show will close with the debut performance of an original theme composed for the as-yet unreleased 25th official Bond film, No Time to Die.

The show is based on Lonesome Whistle ProductionsOne-ManBond which debuted in July 2018 during The San Diego International Fringe Festival at The Geoffrey Off Broadway. Condensing all the Bond films into 60 minutes of stage time, this fast-paced solo show written, performed and directed by Tom Steward took audiences on a whistle-stop tour through all the Bonds from Connery to Craig featuring comic parodies, actor impersonations, and lines of dialogue from the films. In early 2019, the show was revived as part of the full-length productions of Bond on Third at Onstage Playhouse and Bond on Draper at La Jolla Riford Library with extensive new material including a multi-part staged reading of a James Bond TV serial. 

Presented by Coronado Playhouse in association with Lonesome Whistle Productions.

Lonesome Whistle Productions, a company dedicated to developing innovative solo theatre, was conceived as a way of bringing Steward’s original one-person show One Man Bond  to The San Diego International Fringe Festival in 2018. Since then, the company has collaborated with three San Diego theatre companies (OnStage Playhouse, La Jolla Theatre Ensemble and, now, Coronado Playhouse) to present short runs of “Bond on… “, a theatrical celebration of all things James Bond. Going forward, Lonesome Whistle plans to collaborate with other emerging solo artists in San Diego to develop their ideas and help them get their work to the stage.

“A very impressive one-man show … The attention to detail and Bond trivia make it a delight for Bond fans but the clever writing and stellar performance made it fun for anyone” Beth Accomando, KPBS

“Steward … keeps the festival audience engaged for the entire performance … Your mission is to see Bond.” David Dixon, San Diego Story

Tom Steward (director/writer/performer)

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Tickets Pricing:

SINGLE TICKETS: $20. Tickets are $15 when added during season tickets purchase.

For questions, call the Box Office (619) 435-4856 or email boxoffice@coronadoplayhouse.com

There are no events scheduled for this production.

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